"I love how much time I save writing 'celeb' instead of 'celebrity.'" -- someone on Twitter
The neat thing about ghostwriting is that I get to feel like an SNL character doing an impersonation, except on paper, but no one shares clips of me on Facebook or invites me to wear Jason Wu at the Met Gala.
I've ghostwritten for [redacted], [redacted], and everyone's favorite [redacted], [redacted]. My ghostwriting has appeared in [redacted publication], [redacted publication], and [redacted publication].